Archive for November, 2008

Click Monkeys and Sat Nav

First up don’t deal with Click Monkeys. Ther never got back to me :’(. We could have been a great partnership click monkeys! Hell yeah! You hear me. Not anymore. You’ve finished it. We coulda had something man. I hope you can sleep at night. Knowing. That we might have had something toghether. Something special. Something you can’t put a price on man. That warm comfortable feeling that helps you sleep soundly. Ahhhhh. Ok well fuck you guys.

On another note. If you’ve ever wanted to trace along a line through an image, just take the shortest path through the image. How would you do this??? Same way they do in sat nav. We keep a running total of the lowest number of steps it took to get to each pixel and then just follow the run of lowest numbers. Djisktra… *echo echo*

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Pissed off with affiliate marketing?

Jon from WickedFire’s blog made my eyes water today. Son of a bitch made $660,000 in 30 days?? Wtf!?!? I honestly wouldn’t have thought that possible. That’s some damn inspiring stuff. (pointless posts stating the obvious are the best don’t ya think?)

It got me to thinking and I thought I should write a post analyzing how we can all reproduce his success. If you’d like to reproduce his success you can buy my new ebook entitled “how to hunt down a jew and torture him until he reveals all his secrets”. Worth $599 but I’m offering it today at only $40.

Just a thought.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Quality Score Rant

Here’s my take on Quality Scores. I feel like ranting, if I’m wrong on anything send flames to /dev/null… or the comments :D

The name sounds good right? Google must be looking out for the quality of their advertisements to make sure to make sure the Internet doesn’t become a pile of crap. With SEO spam they generally assume that big long standing sites produce quality information and should rank higher than a little guy who is more likely to be the one producing crap. This is a partly natural phenomenon anyway because big companies have the resources to allocate to SEO but I’d say it’s also enhanced Google’s algorithm. Spammers rank because it’s a product of the time investment learning Google’s algorithms, but there are a ton of small site owners who never rank anywhere.

Anyway Google quality score is a rip-off. The idea behind affiliate marketing is to use other people’s marketing budgets to promote your products and either delay taking a profit or take a drop in profit per sold item. Google know that these little guys don’t have a massive choice of where to buy traffic and they create above normal numbers of campaigns so they can add yet another premium on advertisements. Google quality score should be renamed Google’s hidden charges or Google’s extra dividend for shareholders as you have to ask why does it cost money for small advertiser’s to receive a good quality score.

Per campaign.

In essence they just jacked up the profit they make per ad because now you have to bid higher to raise your CTR so you can reduce your bid, as well as make extra pages on your site to make it look more useful. Wtf!?! If they were really interested in the quality of your ads they wouldn’t rank them based on your budget. We should check Google’s income statement before and after QS.

Or maybe I’m just pissed off because Google QS screws me up every time. Anyway,

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Monday, November 10th, 2008